Denise Richards Tries to Kill an Elderly Woman
This is a kooky story – Once upon a time there was a A- Celeb named Denise Richards who thought she was, like, waaaay more important than she really is. Denise Richards doesn’t like unauthorized paparazzi, especially when she hasn’t…authorized them? Denise Richards was working on her new movie, Dumb and Dumber – oops, I mean, Blonde and Blonder – when she spotted two non-authorita paps lingering about. Denise, in a rage of fury, took these two paps laptops and chucked them over the balcony of a hotel. Unfortunately for Denise, she didn’t know there was an elderly woman in a wheelchair below, and was caught directly in the laptops’ trajectory. Oh no!
If this was a game of telephone, it would turn into “Denise Richards Tries to Murder an Elderly Woman.” Eh, eff it – let’s go with it. That’s right – Denise Richards tried to kill an old lady!!! [Source]





