Ed Asner - Do Your Ears Hang Low…
What do you fear most about getting old?
It’s a question that I have to field often and my biggest fear isn’t shrinking, wrinkles or overdosing on Viagra, it’s getting huge ass ears. I mean the older you get the larger your ears get for some reason. Might as well join one of those African tribes since they would more than likely make you king for the size of your ears.
You have to wonder why we even have a Defense budget. Just get all the old people in the U.S. and line them up on the East and West coast and let them stand there with their ears to the ocean. Should be able to detect a pin drop in Tibet.
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