Goldie “31 Flavors” Hawn
Who in their right mind would even think about wearing black shades with such a beautiful ensemble. In fact why would you even wear glasses. This outfit was made for swimming goggles. Some sort that comes in pretty colors.
And a silver watch?! Blasphemy. I mean if you can’t find a Swatch for this outfit then there is no reason to even wear something like this. None whatsoever.
Oh my, and I love the fact she is scratching her head wondering why everyone else in the world has decided to wear such drab outfits. Scratch the head and smile as to say to herself:
Seriously, am I the only one around here that has any fucking common sense when it comes to clothing? Man that coke Kate gave me was some good shit…





