Gottis vs. Hogans: Who Is More F’ed Up?
I don’t think there will ever be a cool family again since Joe beat up all the kids in the Jackson family and screwed with their heads. I guess the Baldwins would be a close call, but I mean, who in the hell likes the Baldwins. Best peformance by a Baldwin was in Team America and I don’t even think that was his voice, but damn that puppet was funny.
So I found pics of two famous families and just realized that money doesn’t equate to fashion sense or getting a haircut at Fantastic Sam’s. Let’s see what we are working with here.
Gottis
Punkass kids. That’s all I have to say about them. You know them punks you see in the mall and say:
Who in the fuck do these bastards think they are?
Wannabes. And let gravity take effect on your hair. Look like some damn Sunday comics family.
Hogans
A mom who wants more of the spotlight. A daughter who is lost between superstar and circus clown. A son who will get a girl pregnant at 17. And the dad is the only cool one? Man you know something ain’t right there.
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February 21st, 2006 at 3:50 pm
wow..i totally do not agree with you guys…woah they\’re hot…ive seen hotter but they\’re just like us…im sure they live just like us but with more and better stuff…
Leave them alone and let them be…and if i saw them in a mall i would look at them no different then the girl serving ice cream…they\’re human beings too.
May 27th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Youre all nuts Youre just mad because youre lifes not like theirs…
Crittics = people who wish but never get ……the life…
December 31st, 2006 at 10:40 am
“Growing Up Gotti” is about an insecure scumbag hag and her scumbag kids. You 14 year olds will love it because you won’t have to think. Can Victoria and her baby rats be more self centered and disgraceful? No.
The show illustrates conspicuous consumption to the max, and is completely void of decency in any form. The kids are illiterate, and the mother comes off like a whore. Can someone get this tramp a pair of stretch pants that fit her saggy ass? The baby boys look like they style their hair with Black Cat firecrackers and Wesson oil.
Anyway, you kids will keep watching this mindnumbing trash and continue begging for photos and trying to “hook up” online. Sad nothings that you are.
I am The Golden Child.
TMP