Hey Nicole Richie, Try Midol Next Time
Unlike us mere mortals who take over-the-counter remedies when surfin’ the crimson wave, Nicole Richie settles for nothing less than several Vicodin and a few bong hits. According to Us Weekly, Nicole Richie blames period cramps for her recent DUI and is rather peeved about the inaccuracy of the LAPD scales:
The celebutante is said to be upset over media reports that she’s addicted to pills, and is insisting to friends that she only “occasionally” takes Vicodin once a month at the start of her menstruation cycle. Richie is also unhappy that California cops listed her weight at 85 pounds on the police report because “she’s so proud of her weight gain,” says the source, who adds that Richie has gained about ten pounds in the last two months and actually weighs around 95 pounds. “She doesn’t know where the cops came up with 85 pounds and it’s annoying to her.”
I know, right! It is totally annoying when you’re trying to gain weight and dumb cops can’t tell the difference between an emaciated 85 lb woman and an emaciated 95 lb woman. Almost as annoying as when daughters of famous people take a lot of drugs and drive on the wrong side of the freeway. [Source]
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December 21st, 2006 at 3:49 pm
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