December 15th, 2005 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Hilary Duff is the Beat

You see what happens when I slack? My main man Michael K. beat me to the punch on these pics only because after I saw them I knew they weren’t of Hilary Duff. Ain’t no way she got that ugly that fast. She might be the fastest human on Earth, from 0-60 in 18 years.

Okay, maybe you don’t think she looks that bad. To really tell we would have to put her next to someone that is at least 10 years older so let’s try Ms. Electra.

Nothing more left to say here except you should go cop this month’s Maxim to see Haylie Duff. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Hilary Duff photo gallery.




27 Responses to “Hilary Duff is the Beat”

  1. Mike Rundle Says:

    Man she looks fucking terrible. Somebody’s gotta layoff the anthrax.

  2. Nicole Says:

    Problem #1: The misguided veneering of the teeth. They’re now way too big for her face.

    Problem #2: She lost too much weight making some of her facial features sunken. Her face is now too angular.

    But, seriously, even given the above these pictures are weird (is it the hair? is it the makeup?).

  3. TheChef Says:

    She looks like a cracked out Jeri Ryan in those shots.

    Terrible. God damned terrible.

  4. Kristene Says:

    Cutely chubby celebrities turned skinny take note. Embrace the fat! It keeps you warm damn in.

  5. ChrisiMarie Says:

    This is a sad case of attempted improvement gone wrong. The typical things that make a person look better (loosing weight, “fixing” your teeth, changing your haircolor…) made her look awful. The cute chubby cheeked platinum blonde has been replaced with an ematiated, horse-teethed, washed-out dark blonde. Don’t get me wrong, I still think she’s an awsome chick, but the poor girl is a mess.

  6. beezknees Says:

    She has dentures?

  7. Sarah-Cath Says:

    Is it possible she has had Botox? Man the flexibility of her face is gone the way she pulled off that face at the top. :| I mean, even if she did lose weight, her face wouldn’t have changed so DRASTICALLY right?! Those sunken cheeks, high cheekbones, that can’t be possible. What’s possible is that she might have done surgery to get the fat pads removed from her face. Too bad, really. With the addition of those HIDEOUS teeth she looks like she’s aged a LOT.
    Well, Hil if you’re readin this, all I can say is “WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING??!!!!”
    You’re a bloody idiot if you think you look SO MUCH BETTER now. Sucker.

  8. Sexsi Says:

    I luv hilary and all but in those pictures she looks TERRIBLE,Terrible,TERRIBLE,Terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    She looks like she is retarded.

  9. Mad Monkey Says:

    [quote]She looks like a cracked out Jeri Ryan in those shots.[/quote]

    Speaking of Jeri Ryan: some people assume Jeri Ryan is “aging badly” following her stint on that crappy show, [i]The OC[/i], when it’s obviously not the case.

    For example Jeri Ryna never had any botox or any kind of plastic surgery, she has gave birth and she is already in her late 30’s.

    Yet despite this, she is still a very attractive woman that is still unusually young for her age. But she did look a little haggard in a couple of episodes, bur for the most part she looked fine and matched up pretty well with [i]The OC[/i] MILF regulars, Melinda Clarke and Kelly Rowan.

  10. moran Says:

    these pictures are terrible when did you goy them

  11. regan s. Says:

    hilary duff sucks. i went to her concert in 2006 january 14 and she was soooooooooo damn skinny she couldn\’t even blow a balloon!!!!!!!!!!she is a ^&#$&^&*$(^)__&^^^!$%%%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is such a poser she copied u2\’s concert with the light show

  12. regan s. Says:

    she is a BITCH

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  14. christenar Says:

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  16. hil\'s twin Says:

    I used to really like hilary a lot. i also loved the fact that she was my physical double. from the facial features, the height (lol) and the hmmm… tendency to be a lil on the heavy side. but i really liked her! i mean, she\’s so talented and pretty and now I was just so shocked to see the awful change in her. i still think she\’s talented but I\’m just worried that maybe she might really be having troubles with her boyfriend. maybe she is secretly threatened by all the girls who are throwing themselves at joel madden\’s feet. oh hil, i wish you\’d go back to the way you were before! :(

  17. Morgan Says:

    I hate her……still.

  18. diana Says:

    omg whoever likes hilary is a damn bitch! u just dont get her! she is a weired wannabe . the reason she’s enemy with lindsa is cuz shes jealous…. lindsay’s soo PRETTY! i meen lik who likes lindsay is a good person. hilary stinks at her careers.

  19. jack Says:

    I thought she was hella cute before. And you know the camera does add ten pounds. So she must really have that ‘complex’, the same ‘complex’ that made Lohan lose all that weight too. If they are that skinny on TV, they are even more skinny in real life. I just saw Lohan in Beverly Hills at IVY restaurant and she looks horrid! (her weight, I mean. Her face is still classic beauty)…. But not to get off the subject. I feel sorry for Hilary because even her sister Halie (which I perceived as a ‘no talent’ riding on Hilary’s coat tails), looks better than her now.

    Good thing they are still playing re runs of Lizzie. That’s the image I will keep of her in my mind.

  20. sarah fuller Says:

    this site rocks i luv hilary duff

  21. heather Says:

    i love you hilary and i wish i looked just like you and was as thin as you and i just want to say dont listen to them people cause you are very pretty and thin

  22. Lacey Says:

    well hilary needs to know that she is going through a phase I hope maybe even gain a lil wieght would be good enough..she is just too damn skinny and her face too she needs to work on again. I loved how she looked before her major change. I hope she realizes what is going wrong about her and be the hilary duff really is.

  23. HIL#1FAN Says:

    I REALLY LIKE HILLARY DUFF. SHE LOOKS JUST ALRIGHT WITH HER PICTURES. BUT HIL IF YOURE READING THIS, YOUY MIGHT HAVE READ THAT MANY PEOPLE ARE WRITING TO YOU THAT THEY WANT THE OLD HILARY DUFF BACK. IM 1 OF THEM.

  24. HIL#1FAN Says:

    I WANT THE OLD HILARY DUFF BAK.

  25. MEHER Says:

    I WANT YOU BACK THE WAY YOU WERE BEFORE WITH UNFAKE TEETH AND BLONDE HAIR.

  26. Jakob Says:

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  27. Daniel Says:

    I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding , but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong :)

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