How Old Is Andy Milonakis?
I never asked myself this question because I figured he was just some punk teenager who got a nice break and put on MTV. Then I read this month’s Wired and it said that he was 29 years old! Bullshit I thought. No way any 29 year old can look like that. I get carded at rated R movies sometimes because I look young, but I be damned if I will look 13 when I am 29.
If he was 13 at least he could explain that outfit of his. The shirt and the jeans aren’t that bad. Casual is cool. But those shoes? Who the hell blew their snot on those things?
And with that have you see his show? Let me see if I can think of a word to describe it. Got one. Bunk. His show is bunk. You heard it here first. Andy Milonakis’ show is bunk like his shoes. Big ups on the chick though, probably his babysitter.
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October 14th, 2005 at 10:37 am
Don’t hate Scrivs, dont’ hate.
November 5th, 2005 at 12:24 am
lol
November 11th, 2005 at 2:45 pm
I LOVE ANDY MILONAKIS!! MY FRIENDS AnD I WATCH HIM OBSESSIVELY!!! OMG DONT BE HATIN ON THIS FINE HONEY!!!!! HE SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A SISTER LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg he and his friend ralphie….dayum!! so anyways the point of my comment is, don’t be hatin’, brotha!! hatin neva went nowhere in this world! ANDY MILONAKIS SHALL ONE DAY BE KING!! ALL HAIL ANDY!!!
November 11th, 2005 at 2:45 pm
well, andy milonakis has much cooler shoes than you do. dont be jelous that you arent as young and as vibrant looking as him. and also what the hell does bunk even mean? were in the year 2005, no one uses that word anymore. get a life!
November 11th, 2005 at 2:47 pm
i also agree with banizzle tawizzle. am shure does know how to make a sista laugh! i rock peas on mah head!
November 11th, 2005 at 2:48 pm
by the way, your just jealous you dont get all the ladies like andy does. andy has a very loyal fanbase. i will continue to watch andy until i can watch andy no longer!! my favorite episode is the one where he is eating chocolate cake and an old lady tells him he’s fat!! or no maybe its the one where he is eating pancakes and hyrup with ralphie! yes thats the one!! or maybe it the episoed where andy meets lil’ jon!! omg his show is the best ever, its the highlight of my life!!
November 11th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes
hahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahaha
November 16th, 2005 at 9:58 pm
I LOVE ANDY!!! I’m watchin him right now, so you can stop hatin, and ralphy rocks 2
November 17th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
Our comments were not meant to be funny. they were completely serious you bunk-o!
we love andy and we will continue to be his best fans ever (not ceiling fans or anything.) we love him, and you should love him too. even if he’s fat.
November 29th, 2005 at 10:51 am
Andy Milonakis is 29. he has a disease that makes him age slower, when really, he has been living for 29 years.
November 29th, 2005 at 10:54 am
and what kind of word is bunk? You think that hes weird? you just made up an frickin word + put it on a webssite. you have no life!
December 6th, 2005 at 9:00 pm
Yo andy’s the bomb dont hate he got mad skillz when it comes to rhymin Ralphie is funny to he also got skillz when it comes to rappin yo andy and candy Yo ralphie sittin on the couch G alwayz yappin cause he kinda mouthy
December 14th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
PANKAKE ON MY FACE MAKE ME EXTRA HAPPY I LIKE SHAMPOO BOTTLES THAT SIT ON MY LAPPY!! ANDY ROX!! :D:D
December 15th, 2005 at 3:56 am
i GOT PEAS ON MY HEAD BUT DONT CALL ME A PEA HEAD. BEES ON MY HEAD SONT CALL ME A BEA HEAD.
January 24th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
andy milanokis rocks and who cares if he’s 29 he still rocks oh yea
February 23rd, 2006 at 6:20 pm
YOUR MADE BECAUSE ANDY AND RALPIHIE IS COOL. yOUR GAY. fAGGET
February 23rd, 2006 at 6:21 pm
aND I LIKE THE RED SHIRT THAT HE WEARS EVERY EPISOED
March 4th, 2006 at 12:42 am
andy rox you just jeleous DONT BE HATING YOU STUPID BUNK BASTERD!!! HE COULD GET GIRLS AT !# THAT YOU COULDNT GET YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!!! YOU HAD TO GO TO YOUR DAM SCHOOL DANCE WITH YOUR MOM!!!
March 4th, 2006 at 12:44 am
yo andy is cool he has awesome skillz and your just some guy with no life. BUNK? lol bunky bitch ANDY RULEZ AND SOME DAY HE WILL BE KING!!!
March 28th, 2006 at 7:12 pm
AHHH i agree with all of you what the hell. . .BUNK? hmmm interesting my favoroite episode is when the peanut butter and jelly are all chillin and then chunky peanut butter starts crying and andy asks what is wrong and he says wveryone hates me cuz im fat!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH I LOVE THAT SHOW!
April 2nd, 2006 at 4:12 am
scrivs your a fucking asshole, if u would read on your information you would find out the guy andy has a growth disorder thats y he looks so young so find ur facts before you hate biatch!
April 5th, 2006 at 11:56 am
Andy Sucks, if he’s really 29. His sense of humour is that of a 13 year old; Are you SURE he’s 29? And you can bet I’m jealous of his money, and the fact that he has such fervent fans for a show that is a bad copy of Sesame Street without the subtle humour and wide market appeal. But, to be fair, I hate almost everything that comes out of MTV marketed at teenagers. Oh, and I hate teenagers too.
April 6th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
u no wat u fuckin retard u should go get a life and stop hatin on Andy, u just jeolose of him cuz he does everything better than u ur just a fuckin homo thats sits at home all day makin up a damn word thet nobody knows wat tha fuck it means, its people like u that think their cool and just hate on everybody cuz u have no fuckin friends u no wat go get a life
April 13th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
dude. that was the queerest thing i’ve ever read, and yeah, he is 29 (30 now). he was born in ‘76. if you don’t believe me check http://www.imdb.com and search him. and your just jealous that you’re not fucking famous. don’t hate.
April 13th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
…and what the fuck is bunk? like, seriously
April 16th, 2006 at 2:00 am
Andy is my idle i would love to be 29 and have the youthful appearance of a 13 year old. I like the one were the mexican guy is like “Don’t drink that water, Montizumas Revenge!”
April 17th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
i look exactly like andy lol
April 17th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
dude andys hella rad=]
i think if he were here rite now he’d get his gramma on you
April 20th, 2006 at 12:22 am
holy shit i never would have thought that he was an old man
April 20th, 2006 at 12:26 am
even if he is 29 he is still funny as hell and a high ass.He needs to grow up i mean what 29 year old goes up to people on the street and is that stupid
April 20th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Andy is 29?! Oh my gosh, I wish I could live as long as he gets too. That\’s no disease! That\’s a blessing! He got to have a longer childhood. He gets a longer youthful adulthood. He gets more time to do the things that he wants to. Andy is hella cool! I just hope he does everything to live a nice long life. Andy is hella cool.
April 23rd, 2006 at 12:58 am
don’t be hating on andy just cuz u can’t look as young as him.Seriously u need to get a LIFE!!!! and do not use BUNK!! WAT DA HELL DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!
April 24th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
ANDY MILONAKIS IS MAIII NIGGUHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 25th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
HOLLY SHIT how does he get a girl frenid
April 25th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
dude anyone who dousnt like the andy milanokis show is a dumb loser internet geek!
April 27th, 2006 at 8:41 pm
he is not fifteen u liars
April 27th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
he is jus a fatyy boy
April 30th, 2006 at 12:10 am
I was just looking up how old he was because I heard about his condition, and I had to read all your bitching. All of you talking about “hatin” and “andy is an idol.” Everybody on here……GET A LIFE, AND TRY GETTING LAID.
P.S. Andy’s show SUCKS, losers.
P.S.S. Don’t bother replying, I promise you I won’t be back
May 5th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
oh my gosh,i mean i like andy,dudes so don\’t take me wrong but,who would\’ve thought that he was 29 and lookin like age 14!!!!!!dude i like it.kind\’ve….don\’t hate anybody.p.s.jesus his show is madd funny sometimes and sometimes its alittle ocward.owell oh wait i forgot bunk is a weird word i am not fighting or calling u a low life cuz i\’m half on your side but jesus dude where do you come up with those dumb names that get you nowhere!!?? i won\’t stop yet though lol , he does look alittle over weight..but who doesn\’t at age 29 lookin like 14 or 13…
May 5th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
oh wait i forgot,hes 30 now sorry
May 5th, 2006 at 9:38 pm
I\’M BACK FOR THE LAST TIME.I\’M ON BOTH OF YOU SIDES IF ANYONE GETS ME WRONG OFCOURSE.AND IF U STILL THINK I\’M A PUNK,WELL two words my friend, FUCK YOU
May 5th, 2006 at 9:44 pm
ANDY IS REALY STUPID I MEAN WHO IS 30 WHEN THERE SMALL IMEAN REALLY THATS REALLY FUCKING WERED
MY OLDER BROTHER WAS TALKING ON HALF HALF… BEFORE
May 5th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
I\’M BACK FOR THE LAST TIME.I\’M ON BOTH OF YOU SIDES IF ANYONE GETS ME WRONG OFCOURSE.AND IF U STILL THINK I\’M A PUNK,WELL two words my friend, FUCK YOU
May 5th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
SON OF A BITCH SOMETHING HAPPENED WHATEVER I DIDN\’T MEAN TO COPY IT AND I\’M NOT A FRICKING DUMB ASS
May 5th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
WHO THE HELL IS HALF HALF TALKING ALL FANCY DUDE HES THE ONE WITH PROBLEMS…….MAYBE IF HE LOOKED MORE INTO WHAT HE WAS SAYING HE WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT NOW EVERYONE IS A DAMN WETBACK LIKE HIM!!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY!! WTF OFCOURSE HES A FRICKING DUMB ASS HE PRESSED A BUTTON THAT COPPIED IT AND HE LET IT SEND THROUGH OH MY FRICKING GOD SERIOUSLY I AM 100% ON ANDYS SIDE NOT HALF AND WHO THE HELL IS ANY 1/2 JESUS WHERE DO THEY GET THE FRICKING NAMES??!!
May 5th, 2006 at 10:20 pm
ONE MORE THING I HAVE BETTER THINGZ TI DO THEN SIT AROUND AND BELEIVE ME JUST BECAUSE ITS THE SAME DATE AND DAY DOESN\’T MEAN I\’M SOME RETARD LOOKING FOR ATTENTION AND GETTING IN FAKE ARGUES I\’M NOT THAT OTHER FREAK HALF HALF AS YOU CAN SEE BUT FOLY SHIT I BET THAT DUDE DON\’T EVEN KNOW WHO ANDY IS!? HE JUST FELT LIKE TYPING A DAMN RANDOM THING!!!!!CHRIST….
May 6th, 2006 at 10:38 am
i cant belive andy is 30 that is fucking scery i mean that so fucking crazy that is so wered
May 6th, 2006 at 10:45 am
oh my god i don\’t beleive andy is fricking 30 looking like age 13!!!!he sure acts like hes thrirteen blessing my ass…. he might be mentally challegned too??did you ever think of that!? i agree with scrivis 100 percent and also i\’m laghing at you all too i have a few words to say to everyone who spends wasted frickinog time here or anywhere else… GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
May 6th, 2006 at 10:47 am
you\’ll never geuss this…..i was just watching andys show last night…??it was a fucking waste of time and at the end!!!!!!???????????omfg they don\’t make sense your all bullshtting me!!!
May 6th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm becca and banizle are the same damn people looking for attenton and plus who is so crazy over andy that they\’de rather get in make beleuive argues?????the retarded!!!!!!! i mean i\’m a fan of andy milonakis but jesus christ i\’m not that crazy about him??? and she probably made scrivis a second time what a fucking freak….. what i\’m trying to say is i like andy but i\’m not crazy about him
May 12th, 2006 at 3:24 am
ralphi is retarded and bout andy wa can i say hes 10 cant be 28 or 30 whatever i never seem a 30 years old guy make tha kinda a astuff anywayz ralphi is so retarded and teh old woman in the show hahaha shes cool
May 12th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Dude… Andy Milonakis sucks balls. Majorly. HE IS NOT FUNNY! Its some little 12 year old that has a rich daddy that knows a producer. No, I take that back; no sane producer would invest good quality money in this abomination. The only way he could get on television is if he has threatened the producers on MTV with their life. Because only the face of death itself would get him on TV.
May 17th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
i looove andy and he is the best mtv show on the fricking chanel!!!well….maybe viva la bam is better but man if you guys hate him then go suck eachothers balls that means you both little pussies that like to bullie because your momma and dadda child abused you wich turned you into little babies!!peace out yall!pies on my head but don\’t call me a pie head bees on my head but don\’t call me a bee head sleeves on my head but don\’t call me a lee head,now if you\’ll excuse me i gots to get my tree fed!!!!!hahhaa viva la bam rocks but so does andy milanokis\’s show you losers
May 17th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
and one more thing who cares if you spell peoples names worng lol lmfao lmao roffl rofl lofl hhahahhaa half of you don\’t even know what those mean so i\’ll just talk in computer geek language…omg wtf was up with t~ k~ seriously they can both f@#% eachotherz d!$% what noobzzzzzzzzzzzzz thats what tthey\’de do they\’de be snoren away cuz they are no good low life scumbagged sons of a bitch that honestly don\’t know what tf they are talknig about say thet can gdf off these webs. and get some real thngs accomplished…peace out….asswhipes…
May 17th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
u guys andy is so funny he age is stupid i defenetley no that he is so funny dont take me wrong but he is funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
May 17th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
lol my bro is a fucking retard i don\’t know why he wrote that…fricking can\’t even type owell so i feel embarressed he rockz though and u should love him too!!!
May 20th, 2006 at 12:07 am
I think that his show is very stupid!! He’s 29yrs old and he acts 13! It is a waste of airtime. You need to grow up and act your own age!!!
May 21st, 2006 at 1:47 pm
ok. andy is here to entertian kids, old people, and hot ghetto teens like muhself. he has a disease, mb thats why he acts younger than he actually is. but he is hilarious and i am his biggest fan.
October 11th, 2006 at 1:13 am
Andy is the cool, they don’t put peeps on T.V. if they not entertaining.
January 21st, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Man You Guys Need to Stay OFF THis GuyS NUT
June 13th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
are you shitting me? i read all that bull crap for nothing wow i dodn’t beleive you lowlife would argue over the damn computer about some stupid fagget 9 year old who says he freaking 30 wow what lowlifes you people are go get a damn job maybe u should start of with something simple like mcdonalds. dumb asses…
June 13th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
hey yeah i know its al. i lied i read half of it and i just got done reading all this shit. ok anyways that is bullshit your all BUNK damn. i honestly don’t beleive all the shit you retared morons would go through. who the hell made this site anyways? whoever did is a fucking no brainer cuz this site’s a waste of timer for lowlifes to make dumb ass coments who pretend they are teens but are probably like 60 years old trying to fit in!! i mean come on why in the hell would people actualy sit here on the computer and waste freaking 1 hour on some dumb ass site that bring no one anywhere? and the people who says any’s show sucks they are right. he is 30 years old and he acts at the age of 3 i don’t even think a 13 year old would act like that and all the girls that went out with him arn’t lucky hes a old fat tub of lard. the only good thing about girls dating some rich fat ass is cuz they get whatever they want. and that show is a peace of crap i seriously don’t understand why the would even put the first episode on air i think the mtv producers lossed the freaking minds or got impersonated or something i mean holy shit.
p.s. all of you i take it back about 20 year olds and up i think all of you should get a life i mean have you ever even seen daylight without sitting on your damn computer? i bet 20 bucks that all of you are insecure fat asses like andy that only think hes cool cuz u know how he feels and u make dumb ass coments like what i’ve read cuz u know u can’t stand up to someone in real life.
if you don’t agree with me? well i don’t care i’m comming back to this demented site again. and if i happen to do and i see a coment posted about me? then i honestly will know the person who posted the coment honestly as no life like all the other who gets in computer argues.
peace people i’m out.
June 14th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
lol. i was looking at the crap you geeks posted and happened to notice stuck up crackheads submit the most retarded comments. i mean seriousy wtf? half of the fucking coments don’t make any sense. plus if your retarded enough to post dumbass coments we all know… your a lowlife i think we found that out when we noticed u couldn’t spell shit. yo i’m out bitches i will post more coments soon.
June 14th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
also one more thing i double looked over becca and banizzle they are the same fucking people are you shitting me? wtf i honestly didn’t know so skitso like her actualy thought people would fall for that shit! and if you did then… honestly.. your a.. well i don’t know actualy. but i know its noting to brag about whatever the hell it is, thats for damn sure. anyways also that dumb ass coppied scrivis again. did she really think people would fall for that lmao shit? HELL NO!!!! anyways im not here to bitch and moan im really on this site becuz i usto be a big fan of the andy milonakis show. but then i grew up and notced he needs to fucking grow up too and get a fucking life! he can’t always rlie on the money he gets off that pthetic t.v. show im surprised its still on AIR. jesus christ. yeah owell. whatever.
June 14th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
just for the record. hes probably just a fat ass pretending to be 30 years old to get girls. i mean if it wasn’t for the money and the age then he would not get a single girl.
oh and for the record… i would bet anyone 20 bucks that that becca and banizzle skitso girl is probably a guy looking for attention
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Andrew Michael Milonakis (born January 30, 1976, in Katonah, New York) is a Greek American comedian who plays the role of a pre-pubescent boy on his television show, The Andy Milonakis Show, which is now mostly played on the MTV2 channel. He has a congenital growth-hormone condition that gives him the outward appearance and voice of a pre-adolescent boy, when he is in fact an adult man.[1]
Milonakis’ fame began as an Internet phenomenon after he released home webcam recordings of freestyle rhyming, humor videos, and short films. Some of these include “Crispy New Freestyle” and “The Super Bowl Is Gay.” He has built a cult following, including comedian Jimmy Kimmel, who recruited him for regular appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live on television 2003–2004. Contrary to popular belief, Milonakis was not the Man Show Boy, a smart-mouthed boy who frequently appeared on The Man Show; that character was played by Aaron Hamill.
Milonakis was also featured in a 2005 film, Waiting…, and starred in the 2007 comedy Who’s Your Caddy?. He has been a frequent co-host on the syndicated radio show Loveline with Dr. Drew Pinsky[2] (from the radio station KROQ) since co-host Adam Carolla left in November 2005. In 2005 he recorded a hip hop song “Like Dis” together with his friend, J-Kwon.
August 11th, 2008 at 12:11 am
andy is the funniest mann alive makes me peee
September 26th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
YA um the Andy Milonakis show is hands down… the worst, least funny show ever put on television. It blows my f**king mind how anybody at mtv can allow that show to be aired. Not only are the jokes and skits beyond awful and written with the intelligence of a 3rd grader, but he is by far the worst actor I have ever seen. Everytime it comes on, the only thing i can ask is WHAT FUCKING DRUG were the people on who were responisble for allowing this show to be aired. Jesus Christ, I could shit out funnier material than they put on that show.
January 6th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
damn you guys might as well just suck his dick.
March 20th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
WoW damn mayn yousa sista if ive eva seen one. You ever consider bangin the old bag. You no what else it doesn’t hurt to use proper english once in a while like when posting a comment on “Ya hommie” ANDy.