Jeffrey “The Dentures” Tambor
When I was younger I used to fear dying, but now I just fear getting old because it seems the older you get the less control you have over the muscles in your face. It’s like all of sudden you reach an age where your face muscles decide to break out on their own. That’s the only explanation for even making a face like this.
Can’t you just imagine the conversation his lips are having?
Upper lip: Man I’m tired of this shit. Every second some booger or nose hair falls on me and he just leaves it there as if nothing is wrong. I’m going above the eyes where it’s safe.
Lower lip: Fuck that, I’m going under the chin since that’s the only place that has heating. Gets too cold in the winter without having some skin to cover you up. Talk to you later.
Old people don’t suck, getting old does though.
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November 23rd, 2005 at 2:38 pm
Omigod. Dracula is back.