Jenny McCarthy Pees Herself
My favorite time in Jenny McCarthy’s career was that one time where she wasn’t talking. Never happened? My point exactly.
Now don’t get me wrong, she is a fine, fine woman, but her personality is annoying as hell. It’s like a wombat and I don’t even know what the fuck wombats are, that’s how annoying she is to me and the fact that she pissed in her pants makes her annoying and disgusting.
Could you imagine having the chance to bed this woman only to find out that she pissed in your bed before anything ever happened? Yeah I would keep on going, but that wouldn’t change the fact that she just twinkled in my sheets and I am going to have to burn them.
Since I have now used the word “twinkled” in a post I am ending it. My job is done.
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