Jessica Simpson’s Breakdown on VIDEO
Well, every once in a while things go my way and shizz we hear about but think we’ll never see appears…miraculously…and we get to see them. What has appeared, you ask? Video footage of Jessica Simpson losing her shizz onstage while performing a Dolly Parton tribute. Forget about the fact she looks like she is going to vomit (which Jess’ reps are saying was because of a wardrobe malfunction), her consistent back-and-forth gyrating pumping motion is wonderfully and unbelievably distracting. Is she trying to keep rhythm? Is she having a seizure? Where’s Ashlee’s crisis management publicist when you need him? Check out the video below.
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December 6th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
The dress looks like it’s strangling her!
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