October 20th, 2005 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Jessica Zaino

Did you notice I didn’t even come up with a creative title for this one? I almost feel bad posting her on here because she can’t help the face she is making. At least I don’t think she can help it.

It just seems to be a mixup of about 10 different faces into one like one of those crazy photoshopping contests you see on the web where people mix and match different things.

I can’t say anything else about her since she seems like a nice person. A nice shiny faced person whose eyebrows and eyes go in four different directions.




2 Responses to “Jessica Zaino”

  1. Nicole Says:

    Oh, she’s cute — a little shiny and a questionable eyebrow wax, but cute nonetheless. Come on, Scrivs, you can do better than this!

  2. scottiedog Says:

    Yeah, she is cute; she’s cute in a grossly-mamed puppy kinda way. The sort that begs you to give to it’s animal charity.

    However, if you go by the premise that symmetrical faces are the prettiest, then she really is just a dog. Still sweet though. Got me thinking is this what Kelly Clarkson might look like, when she’s just gotten up after sleeping face-down on her pillow.

    Was that harsh?

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