October 14th, 2005 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Kate “Face In The Blender” Linder

First I promised a previous commentor that I would post a picture of myself to make fun of, I am heading out the door, but I promise to do that Monday. Now on to Kate Linder (and yes that title is particularly cruel).

For Kate I am giving her special props by bringing in a guest reviewer. I won’t reveal this woman’s name, but let’s just say she is really, really good at this stuff. So here is what she has to say.

Paul you are truly are a jackass because Kate is really a beautiful person who just happens to have too much blush on which accentuates her cheeks. Those beautiful golfball-sized cheeks.

Oh and her lipstick just happens to make her teeth look like they were borrowed from a horse. I have no doubt that this woman is beautiful, but she doesn’t know how to accentuate her beauty.

As for you Paul, your lipstick isn’t all that much better.

Okay then, on that note I think I am going to leave.




One Response to “Kate “Face In The Blender” Linder”

  1. sendboxes Says:

    I can just hear those teeth clomping in time with a horse galloping on pavement. And then, of course, there’s always the impending whinny.

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