Lets Win a Date with Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus is selling herself to the highest bidder on ebay.
See guys… already a prostitute! Starting Tuesday all her fans will have the chance to win a date with her…hello pedophiles. The lucky winner will attain nude pictures of her and even a lap dance. Haha! Not. This little girl is going to take her winner to Disneyland. Yippie-Dee-Doo-Dah! She’ll probably give them head in the “It’s a Small World” ride.
Michael Jackson anyone? My bad, Miley is too girly for him- I think Andy Dick would be all over THIS.
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July 21st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Well as long as she doesn’t smile at me, I think a $20 bid will be worth it. As a bonus, you get a 2 for 1 special since she is use to doing 2 personalities.
If she has to do that weird grin, then I want my money back.
July 21st, 2008 at 5:33 pm
i would def. pay!! im in love with this girl!…ok im joking
July 21st, 2008 at 11:57 pm
ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE?