July 21st, 2008 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Lets Win a Date with Miley Cyrus

 
miley_cyrusss.jpg Miley Cyrus
is selling herself to the highest bidder on ebay.

See guys… already a prostitute! Starting Tuesday all her fans will have the chance to win a date with her…hello pedophiles.  The lucky winner will attain nude pictures of her and even a lap dance.  Haha! Not.  This little girl is going to take her winner to Disneyland. Yippie-Dee-Doo-Dah!  She’ll probably give them head in the “It’s a Small World” ride.

Michael Jackson anyone? My bad, Miley is too girly for him- I think Andy Dick would be all over THIS.

7 Responses to “Lets Win a Date with Miley Cyrus”

  1. foreverstudent Says:

    Well as long as she doesn’t smile at me, I think a $20 bid will be worth it. As a bonus, you get a 2 for 1 special since she is use to doing 2 personalities.

    If she has to do that weird grin, then I want my money back.

  2. Dino Says:

    i would def. pay!! im in love with this girl!…ok im joking

  3. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE?

  4. Sourav Says:

    I CAN DO ANYTHING FOR HER !

  5. Stephen Farrier Says:

    Miley cyrus I Love You Girl Best of both worlds

  6. Alexandra Says:

    Mileys just like any other girl? you guys have nothing better to do then pick on other people, plus those pics were on her phone so you guys are sad why do you care so much? i think your awsome miley!
    :) keep up the good work!

  7. Stephen Farrier Says:

    we going out after filming pokemon the movie we could go swimminig in the beach and pool shopping wrestling match & staying in same beach resorts when we filmied.

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