September 12th, 2008 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Mariah Carey: Killing Your Television

 
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Beware.

Mariah Carey
will not only crack your ear-drums, but she will ruin your eyesight too with….A NEW MOVIE!!! NOOOO.

I think it’s called “Tennessee” and Mariah will be playing some dumbass waitress whose dreams of a singing career have been screwed over by a bad marriage. Gosh darn it. I’ve heard this story a million times.
This movie will blow.

3 Responses to “Mariah Carey: Killing Your Television”

  1. Poe Says:

    Shit, u’re kidding right?
    I agree. This movie gonna blow.

  2. kane Says:

    Mariah Carey. Got bad reports for her movie Glitter, but she did her best, she deserves to be given a chance, she has dedicated her life to making music, and to her fans, Well Glitter is a good movie, I think her new release will be good to. Go Mariah.. Ill be lovin you long time, lol x0x

  3. Death Says:

    The movie may blow but in the mean time she can blow me

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