September 12th, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Mariah Carey: Killing Your Television

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Beware.

Mariah Carey will not only crack your ear-drums, but she will ruin your eyesight too with….A NEW MOVIE!!! NOOOO.

I think it’s called “Tennessee” and Mariah will be playing some dumbass waitress whose dreams of a singing career have been screwed over by a bad marriage. Gosh darn it. I’ve heard this story a million times.
This movie will blow.




One Response to “Mariah Carey: Killing Your Television”

  1. Poe Says:

    Shit, u’re kidding right?
    I agree. This movie gonna blow.

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