November 11th, 2005 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Martin “Damn You Still Alive?!” Landau

Shouldn’t make fun of all old people so I don’t, but that doesn’t mean I don’t question how they are still living at the age of 145. Does anybody else get the eerie feeling that this is like Landau XI and they just keep on cloning him? I mean look into those eyes. Those aren’t human eyes, they are cold and blank like the eyes of a clone.

And only clones would style their hair like that and maintain such bushy eyebrows. It just makes no sense. Sooner or later though they will see the error of their ways and Martin Landau will be cloned one too many times and Martina Landau will appear or something.

Picture that…Martin Landau with a vagina…




One Response to “Martin “Damn You Still Alive?!” Landau”

  1. Ingrid Says:

    Picture that…Martin Landau with a vagina…

    Oh, God…the mental image … make it stop!

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