OH GOD THE ANNA NICOLE DRAMA CONTINUES
Yes, this melodrama is totally worthy of an all-caps header. So what’s in the Anna Nicole news today. Well,
she has pneumonia
. In the Bahamas. I know I will probably get a bagillion comments mocking my ignorance, but…one does not usually associate pneumonia with, say, the Bahamas. I’d associate pneumonia with, say, Vermont in January. And to boot, she’s at the hospital where Daniel died.
Speaking of Daniel, it’s been released that he actually had
seven different drugs
in his system when he died. Seven. The coroner/medical examiner said that even though he had an entire pharmacy in his blood stream, it was the Lexapro/Zoloft/methadone combo that did him in and that the other four drugs had nothing to do with it. I find this slightly hard to believe, but I’m no scientist.
Meanwhile, Larry Birkhead is having a poopfit over here stateside claiming that Anna Nicole has
dyed Dannielynn’s hair darker
so that it appears she is the biological child of Howard K. Stern. He says that he has naturally blond-ish hair, and there is no way that child has dark hair (as he saw in the Entertainment Tonight segment), so he’s looking into whether or not it’s legal to dye an infant’s hair … or something.
Oh Anna Nicole. This isn’t even amusing anymore. Now I’m just frustrated for you. A little sad. And hoping to GOD that this doesn’t get uglier for you. And, seriously, let’s get that infant into therapy now, ok?
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November 2nd, 2006 at 9:02 am
I thinik the pneumonia is a ploy to stay in the Bahamas so that she doesn’t DIG UP HER SON’S BODY?!?!