September 1st, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Pallin’s 17-year-old Daughter PREGGERS!!!

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Time for some bitchassness!!!!

Somewhere in the world, Democrats are laughing there effing asses off.  So the extrememly conservative bitch Sarah Palin has announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is 5 months pregnant! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Let’s remind ourselves why this is funny. 

Sarah Palin has been chosen to be McCain’s vice president. She’s a conservative freak of nature who is AGAISNT homosexuality, AGAINST abortion, AGAINST feminism and I’m pretty sure she’s agaisnt pre-marital sex. If she couldn’t structure the priorities of her daughter, how the bloody hell is she going to lead the nation when McCain hits the bucket? And yes, come on- he’s going to die soon.

But we can’t just point fingers at Palin. Bristol hunny, they’re called CON-DOMS. I know your mother dissaproves of them but you can actually get them from Planned Parenthood without parent’s consent. Another thing, what was John McCain thinking?

I seriously think this man shot his opportunity to become president in the face, balls, and ass.




11 Responses to “Pallin’s 17-year-old Daughter PREGGERS!!!”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    ……….SHE IS AMERICAN?

  2. Bristol Palin DRINKING AND PREGNANT Says:

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  5. tolerance Says:

    I remeber Obama saying “he wouldn’t want his daughter punished by a baby” when asked what he would do if his daughter were pregnant and out of wedlock. The Palin’s are handling the situation their own way. Abortion is legal and so is giving birth to a child. You all just look petty droning on about this!

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  7. Philip Says:

    Well first of all, I would surely never vote Republican at the next elections. But this attack on Palin is just outrageous !

    Palin believes wholeheartedly that sex is only for marriage, and I’m sure she has taught this to her daughter. Is it her fault if her daughter chose freely to disobey her ? Her daughter after all has her own free will, she choose freely (as far as we know) to have sex with the father of her child. I’m sure her mother suffers already very much on personal level about this pregnancy. So now, just leave her alone with her family affairs, it’s already hard for her. Politicians are human beings too, they have a heart and can be hurt, and I’m sure Sarah Pallin is. Now just leave her alone.

    I’ve read somewhere else that maybe she already was pregnant before and aborted secretly. Well if she did, why didn’t she do the same this time so that nobody would ever know anything. Just stupid… Personal attacks on public persons are stupid anyway.

    And as for her drinking alcohol, I really don’t see where the problem is, why should she less be allowed to drink moderately than any other citizen ?

    A good thing Obama had the honesty not to use this argument against her… He said again and again that family life has not to be used in politics.

  8. Haha Says:

    But Sarah looks hotter than ever!!
    haha

  9. jackie Says:

    Good Lord she cut that program by 1,100 dollars. It’s not like she did away with it. she made cuts to every program and cleaned up the junk. Just because her daughter is pregnant doesn’t mean she should’nt make cuts.. some times cuts have to be made but what’s important is how much was cut and if the program still exist. As in this case I would say that she didn’t cut it enough to do hurt it that bad,, Sarah Palin would not have a 80% POSITIVE rating if the people of Alaska didn’t agree with what she is doing and has done.
    Jackie

  10. Bristol Palin DRINKING AND PREGNANT | Cloia - The Fashion Network Says:

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  11. proud demoract Says:

    Palin is just PIG with lipstick on, hungry for fame through whitehouse.. She done good; she found her bitch John Mcain ; bow bow mcain or you might be Palins wall orniment ; she shoot you as easy as she murderd all those poor animals

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