Paris Hilton: ugly, fugly, pugly, pugfugly…

For my first post here at Damn I’m Cute, I was going to write something for the Cute Celebs category — so I could balance out the categories a little bit. Then I thought, “Paris Hilton really sucks.”

In my arrogant opinion, she is the epitome of someone who doesn’t deserve anything (good) that they have.

She has slithered her way into every single source of mainstream media: television, movies, newspapers, magazines, billboards, hazardous porn and she will soon be hitting mainstream radio whenever she releases her album.

How can someone who’s not talented at all have so much exposure? Well, I know the answer to that question, but I just hate that this is the way it is. She’s the archetype for kids who want fame and “success”? I mean, more people probably saw her home made porn video than all of her TV shows and movies combined.

I know beauty is subjective and all that good stuff, but I’m sure she gives lots of guys the Oedipus complex: one look and she’ll make you want to kill your dad and fuck your mother. And that ain’t good.

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