Perez Hilton Needs To Shut The Hell Up

Seriously Perez, if you don’t have real shit on people don’t write about it.
I hate that about bloggers. When they try to manipulate jokes that celebrities make to try to make them look bad. It’s like I want to email them a big message of: SHUT THE HELL UP!
So I guess Jennifer Aniston told Oprah she made a cake. And John Mayer went on Oprah some weeks later and made a joke about it saying how he didn’t get any credit for making the cake and how they’re going to counseling for that. ( I thought it was funny)
Now Perez is writing about Jennifer about to chop his balls off or some shit. So he’s ranting about it HERE. It’s pure bullshit. I can’t believe this fake celebrity even gets that many views.
Perez, don’t be jealous because Jennifer Aniston is getting her dick sucked more than you get yours touched or looked at!






December 5th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
OH PLEASE YOU BLOG ALL THE TIME ABOUT CELEBS THAT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW OF. LIKE WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT GWEN’S BABY WAS NAME SEAN KINGSTON. OR WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT LUPE FIASCO WAS A NEW ARTIST. DON’T BE JELOUS BECUASE CELEBS ACTUALLY KNOW AND LIKE PEREZ AND CUZ MORE PPL VISIT HIS WEBSITE MORE THAN YOURS!!!
December 6th, 2008 at 5:56 am
I understand what you mean! People just need to loosen up — although I think that Perez is just bitter with the fact that nobody believed him when he said that John Mayer made out with him.
I just have to correct you on a few things:
1) John did not guest on Oprah, he told the joke in an interview with Extra TV.
2) You mentioned: “Perez, don’t be jealous because Jennifer Aniston is getting her dick sucked more than you get yours touched or looked at!” - Jen doesn’t have a dick, hello.
December 10th, 2008 at 3:25 am
excuse me but a whole lot of celebs hate perez
September 5th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Perez Hilton is great, have you seen the amount of awesome comments that guy gets compared to the 3 comments here? I’ve notice that whoever does this site copies ALOT of stuff from perezhilton.com so ah maybe you should stop stealing his crap cause by calling him and his website crap you’re calling your own website that. Clever thinking huh.
Grow up. Somebody obviously wants his dick.