Proof that Posh Isn’t Human
Ok, not that I couldn’t have figured this one out, but Posh “Victoria” Beckham has a steeeeerickt dietary…diet. Constraint. Prison sentence. Katie Holmes totally ditched the craziness (which could be the most shocking bit o’ news from this because since when does Katie ditch crazy?), but apparently all this hubbub about the diet has revealed that Posh doesn’t like water. Like, doesn’t like it to the point where she hasn’t drank any in years. She says she “doesn’t like the taste.” It’s effing water, and along with food/sex/sleep is one of the four main elements to surviving on this planet as a human. And she’s officially now lacking two of those four elements. So, I hear prove that Posh is an alien. [Source]
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