October 23rd, 2006 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Sunday Mirror Says Kate Moss Pregnant, World Cringes

Pete Doherty’s uncle, Phil Michels, is confiming to the UK’s Sunday Mirror that Kate Moss has become impregnated by his nephews totally effed up sperm. Apparently everyone is happy bo-bappy about the pregnancy and rumored engagement. Happy bo-bappy until the drugs wear off, and then…DUM DUM DUM. This, ladies and gents, is officially a train wreck.

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