Tom and Katie Gettin’ Hitched in Italy on November 18
It’s official: The creepiest couple in Hollywood is getting hitched on November 18 in Italy. How do we know this? One of his creepy spokespeople confirmed it this morning. US Weekly, of course, had already published the wedding date because US Weekly always has to be first, damnit. The spokesperson has confirmed her dress will be Armani – and that’s about it. I know it sounds cynical, but I am holding out that maybe, just maybe, she’ll wake up one morning in between now and Nov 18 and go – OH GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!





