Tori Spelling: Being Poor Has Made Her Gross and Tacky
We all know Tori is having some money troubs since being booted out of her bagillionaire father’s will, but I had no idea it was this bad. First of all, she did in fact sell her preggy story to OK! Magazine for God knows how much money. Let’s be honest, it’s definitely more than I earn in a year, but Tori prolly thinks it’s a dime in her pauper can. She does say that if the baby’s a boy she is going to name is Aaron. It’s pretty safe to say that a baby girl would be named “Ugly Whore” before it would be named Candy.
But the real sad, sad story is that girl can’t even afford to buy herself some hygienic jewelry. Hubby Dean told someone, and I’m convinced it had to be in a drunken stupor, that he took the pregnancy test Tori took revealing they were pregnant and made it into a necklace for her. That’s not even kitschy. That’s straight-up narsty, and I just know it’ll get wedged into that cavernous hole between fake booby A and fake booby B.
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