Matthew Alves McConaughey

Interesting choice of name my drunk surfer-dude Mateo McConaughey.
Remember when we figured out Camilla and Matthew had their son? Well now the child has been given a name. Surprisingly it was not Cerveza or lil’ dude. His name is Levi Alves McConaughey. Our Jesus loving Matthew has explained the reasoning behind such a name:
“Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person. Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: ‘If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.”
You read? Since when do you read? The Bible? Oh you selfish man, tell the truth. You only like it because it’s the book of Matthew. And you probably tell your surfer friends that the book of Matthew is named after you. Funny, funny man.
Well…I hope the best for the gnarly family.






July 10th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Is this the reason, levi leipheimer rides the bicycle?