Divorce Time: Madonna and Guy
Yeah. Guy Ritchie and Madonna decided to call it quits.
I def. didn’t see THAT one coming….ugh this is so boring. Like I get super annoyed anytime I hear Madonna’s name. She’s such a press leech. In Addition,she has a ridiculous concert where you can see her muscular anatomy and she thinks she’s like Bono or some shit.
Yeah, the bitch thinks she’s just like Bono with her “subliminal messaging” in her songs. Ex: There are random pictures in her concert to try to make you vote democrat. She’s got pictures of McCain next to Hitler’s. I don’t like McCain, he’s such an effing robot, but comparing him to the founder of World War II is pretty fucking insane.
Politics is yuck, but it gets even more shittier when celebrities get involved. So maybe Guy has had enough of this bullshit. He wants a woman with curves. Unlike John Mayer, Guy Ritchie prefers his women with vaginas, not dicks.
And we all know Madonna is hung like a moose.
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October 17th, 2008 at 12:03 am
They’re both dying for a penis of FLESH & BLOOD, folks!!