Coming Soon: A Lauren Conrad Sex Tape
MTV’s The Hills are alive with the sound of rumors that resident hottie Lauren Conrad is about to become the newest member of the celebrity sex tapes club.
According to Perez Hilton, Conrad made the sex video with ex-boyfriend and the show’s resident douchebag, Jason Wahler, who has been arrested thrice for various offenses in the last 12 months and will soon be in jail. Stupid of him to get caught that often, but he’s apparently smart enough to realize he can cash in with the videotaped romps he had with the goodie-two-shoesie Conrad.
Naturally, it is expected for Conrad to say something like “There is no sex tape that exists” to Usmagazine or any other media outlet. Now that sounds really familiar. Didn’t Kim Kardashian say something along those lines when rumors of a sex tape with Ray J first surfaced? Ah, the age-old ploy of creating more buzz for an existing sex tape by denying its existence. Makes people wanna drool over it more. Now a Kristen Cavallari sex tape would be more drool-worthy, don’t you think?
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April 19th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
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