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Here at DamnImCute.com, we thrive on laughter. So it’s a rare treat when we actually get to blog about a well-known comedian, however not for these circumstances.

Katt Williams was arrested early this morning in Georgia for burglary charges. Why? Who freaking knows…Charges against the pint-size laugh factory include burglary and criminal trespassing.

Like most comedians, we’ll be brought to tears laughing at this particular antic in his next televised stand-up!

For all the young ladies who are imaging themselves as Princess of England by way of marriage to Prince Harry, we apologize.

It’s been reported that Chelsy Davy, ex-girlfriend of the Prince, is back in kahoots with the kingdom, after a very public breakup back in January. The on and off again couple have been spotted recently in very “adult” situations around England.

Maybe it will last time around.

1. A Christmas Carol (2009) $31,000,000
2. Michael Jackson’s This Is It  $14,000,000
3. The Men Who Stare at Goats $13,309,000 
4. The Fourth Kind  $12,521,000
5. Paranormal Activity  $8,600,000
6. The Box  $7,855,000
7. Couples Retreat $6,428,000
8. Law Abiding Citizen $6,172,000
9. Where the Wild Things Are $4,225,000
10. Astro Boy  $2,588,000

The following celebrities were born on November 9:

Nick Lachey is 36.
Charlie Robinson (”Night Court”) is 64.
Robert David Hall (”CSI”) is 61.
Lou Ferrigno (”The Incredible Hulk”) is 58.
Dee Plakas of L7 is 49.
Pepa of Salt-N-Pepa is 40.
Scarface of Geto Boys is 39.
Susan Tedeschi is 39.
Eric Dane (”Grey’s Anatomy”) is 37.
Sisqo (Dru Hill) is 31.
Nikki Blonsky (”Hairspray”) is 21.

Despite his new single, ‘Transform You’ featuring Lil’ Wayne and Swizz Beatz, being an absolute banger, Chris “Woman-Beater” Breezy’s comeback looks as bad as Rihanna did that fateful night. Too soon?

Sources have confirmed that the ticket sales of his “comeback” tour are pitiful, disastrous even. Prior to February, Chris was selling out 20,000 plus seat arenas filled with mothers and daughter alike. Now, Home-slice can’t even sell 1000 seat venues. I wonder if Oprah had anything to do with that.

Looks like he should kept his hands to himself.

Jerk…

The following celebrities were born on November 8:

Jack Osbourne (”The Osbournes”) is 24.
June Havoc is 97.
Norman Lloyd (”St. Elsewhere”) is 95.
Patti Page is 82.
Morley Safer is 78.
Bonnie Bramlett is 65.
Bonnie Raitt is 60.
Mary Hart is 59.
Christie Hefner is 57.
Alfre Woodard is 57.
Rickie Lee Jones is 55.
Leif Garrett is 48.
Courtney Thorne-Smith (”According to Jim,” “Ally McBeal”) is 42.
Parker Posey is 41.
Diana King is 39.
Gretchen Mol is 36
Matthew Rhys (”Brothers and Sisters”) is 35.
Tara Reid (”American Pie”) is 34.
Bucky Covington (”American Idol”) is 32.
Dania Ramirez is 30.
Jessica Lowndes (”90210″) is 21.

So, remember Michael Jackson’s very public child molestation case in 1993, where a boy described the King of Pop’s genitals? Well according to Dr. Arnold Klein, dermatologist and close friend of MJ, the boy knew the color of EVERYTHING (and we mean everything) because Michael got a kick out of urinating in front of people. Really?

Klein claims that Michael even pee-peed in front of him, in a cup, at his house. He says it didn’t matter who was watching, children and adults alike, he’d just whip it out and go.

This just keeps getting better and better. What a way to preserve a reputation, Doc.

The following celebrities were born on November 7:

Joni Mitchell is 66.
Joan Sutherland is 83.
Barry Newman is 71.
Johnny Rivers is 67.
Nick Gilder is 58.
Christopher Knight (”The Brady Bunch”) is 52.
Greg Tribbett of Mudvayne is 41.
Jeremy London (”Party of Five”) is 37.
Jason London (”The Rage: Carrie Two”) is 37.
Yunjin Kim (”Lost”) is 36.
Zach Myers of Shinedown is 26.

Nicole Richie announced that she will designing a jewelry and contemporary line for retail giant, BEBE.

The House of Harlow 1960 will be available for purchase by November 12th on BEBE’s website. She’s also hard at work creating a keepsake bracelet, where proceeds to go the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation.

She’s come a long way from flashing her boobs on the catwalk. She’s a great mom and humanitarian. Go girlfriend!!

We all know the “holier than thou” Carrie Prejean can do no wrong in most people’s eyes; most people like the Donald and a few respective members of the New Jersey Family Policy Council.

However, after the leak of the little angel’s sinful solo sex tape, council members have second guessed their judgement about her appearance at their Defenders of Family fundraiser. Somehow, Carrie has been mysteriously pulled from the program. A spokesman for the New Jersey Family Policy Council will not confirm whether it was Miss Prejean’s personal decision or the council’s.

Either way seems like no one wants to comment.

For anyone who’s in a relationship with a ready-made family, knows all too well about what Sandra Bullock is going through.

Jesse James’ (Sandra’s hubby) ex-wife,  porn star & ex-con Janine Lindemulder, claims that Sandra is getting in the way her seeing her daughter, Sunny. Even after Janine’s stint on drugs and in prison for tax invasion, Janine feels that Sandra and Jesse are deliberately keeping the little girl away for her. (You think?!)

“I am aware that Janine has claimed many times that my desire to have [the girl], was because I could not have children of my own [James has three kids with his first wife, Karla],” Bullock says, adding, “that couldn’t be farther from the truth.”

She continues. “I myself have stopped working like I used to in order to be here with Jesse and the kids because we are on constant high alert,” she writes, “never knowing what condition Janine will be in, and even more concerning, the condition [the girl] will be in.”

One would assume that Janine would be grateful for Sandra stepping up where she was supposed to leave off.

The following celebrities were born on November 6:

Thandie Newton is 37.
Mike Nichols is 78.
Stonewall Jackson is 77.
Eugene Pitt of the Jive Five is 72.
P.J. Proby is 71.
Guy Clark is 68.
Sally Field is 63.
Glenn Frey is 61.
Lori Singer (”Fame,” ”Footloose”) is 52.
Lance Kerwin is 49.
Paul Brindley of The Sundays is 46.
Corey Glover of Living Colour is 45.
Peter DeLuise (”seaQuest DSV,” ”21 Jump Street”) is 43.
Kelly Rutherford (”Melrose Place”) is 41.
Ethan Hawke is 39.
Rebecca Romijn is 37.
Nicole Dubuc (”Major Dad”) is 31.
Taryn Manning is 31.
Emma Stone (”Zombieland,” ”Superbad”) is 21.

 As if he isn’t getting into enough trouble with his drunken antics, Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me is legal trouble. His former girlfriend, Yvette Monet, filed a temporary restraining order against the Austin Power’s star.

She claims that Verne won’t stop harassing her and is in fear for her life because she believes Verne owns a gun.

After the Minnesota model asked her former pint-size lover to stop sending emails and text messages, Verne refused. The messages and threats increased; “watch yourself” would be the overall thesis of the message he’s trying to get across.

(Pause for reaction)

Wouldn’t be easier just to kick him one good time? Was that mean?

In 2009, domestic violence seemed to have had a place in all facets of the media.

While Rihanna gave a heart-wrenching interview since her assault with Chris Brown last night, other celebrities, Tyra Banks, Oprah Winfrey, Keira Knightley, Robin Givens, Halle Berry and Mariah Carey felt compelled to share their stories of abuse.

Mariah Carey told Larry King that she wasn’t allowed to leave the house. Nothing was done without her former husband’s permission and his watchful eye.

Domestic violence is not a trend nor a fade. And if it has taught us anything, it’s taught us that no one is exempt.  

 Kim Kardashian is hated by most people.

( If you became a millionaire/famous for poking Brandy’s brother Ray-J, on tape for the world to later witness, I’d hate you too.) And being the profitable one of the family, she’s managed to capitalize on it.

Last night, Kim Kardashian hosted their Kardashian Knock-Out Event. People came far and wide to bid on whooping Kim’s ass! I wish I would’ve been there. But how uncomfortable was it when she raised more money than anticipated?

Oh well, it’s for charity!

 The following celebrities were born on November 5:

Tilda Swinton (”The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe”) is 49.
Chris Robinson (”General Hospital”) is 71.
Elke Summer is 69.
Art Garfunkel is 68.
Sam Shepard is 66.
Peter Noone of Herman’s Hermits is 62.
Nestor Serrano (”24″) is 54.
Robert Patrick (”The X-Files”) is 51.
Bryan Adams is 50.
Andrea McArdle is 46.
Tatum O’Neal is 46.
Angelo Moore of Fishbone is 44.
Judy Reyes (”Scrubs”) is 42.
Mark Hunter of James is 41.
Jennifer and Heather Kinley of The Kinleys are 39.
Jonny Greenwood of Radiohead is 38.
Corin Nemec (”Parker Lewis Can’t Lose”) is 38.
Ryan Adams is 35.
Kevin Jonas of The Jonas Brothers is 22.

Now we actually feel so sad for Lindsay Lohan.

This morning, her pathetic excuse of a father–Michael Lohan, completely and utterly stabbed his own daughter in the back, by releasing recordings of the damaged star pleading for some kind of love and affection. Having no heart and soul is the only excuse we can think of as to what would make a “father” do that to his child.

Lindsay, girlfriend, you get yourself together and show those bastards you don’t need approval from anyone…press on. You’ll find people in your life who aren’t after your fame and “fortune” for their own disgusting gain.

(We use the word father loosely.)

Sick.

 This holiday season is sure to bring lots of joys to many people, especially at the expense of funnyman, Jim Carrey.

He’s cast in the highly anticipated holiday classic, A Christmas Carol, where he stars as none other than the infamous Ebenezer Scrooge.

I, literally, cannot wait! After stealing Christmas as The Grinch, moviegoers are sure to have an anti-humbug holiday!

We love you, Jim!

 Love and marriage have proven time and time again to be frugal in Hollywood.

And Fergie and her husband Josh Duhamel are no exception.

After a “tense and spiritual” discussion about the recent rumors of Josh’s infidelity last night, Josh is “definitely in the doghouse”. The word around Tinseltown is that Josh had a fling with a stripper about a month ago. Photos of the two have even surfaced.

(Pause for reaction) 

And although Mr. Fergie fiercely denies the allegations, Mrs. Duhamel isn’t having it.  Stay tuned!

The following celebrities were born on November 4:

Diddy (Sean Combs) is 40.
Doris Roberts (”Everybody Loves Raymond”) is 79.
Loretta Swit (”MASH”) is 72.
Harry Elston of Friends of Distinction is 71.
Delbert McClinton is 69.
Markie Post is 59.
Chris Difford of Squeeze is 55.
Kim Forester of the Forester Sisters is 49.
Kathy Griffin is 49.
Ralph Macchio is 48.
Jeff Probst is 48.
Matthew McConaughey is 40.
Shawn Rivera of Az Yet is 38.
Heather Tom (”Bold and the Beautiful,” ”One Life To Live”) is 34.