A WT Reunion
Doritos, for most of my youth, were my favorite food ever. They are indeed a WT food, and the most popular dinner meal among my brethren was a bag of Doritos and a 2-liter of Coke.
One horrible, horrible day, Shane West ruined Doritos for me.
I was babysitting his little sister when he came home, munching on some Doritos from a huge bag he held. He proceeded to sit next to me and chat away, orange crumbs spewing from his Dorito-breath mouth. And then, and THEN, you know what he did? He leaned over and STUCK HIS TONGUE in my mouth. His tongue was coated with gluey layers of Dorito crumbs.
The horror. Not only had a jerk given me my first French kiss, he’d done it with Dorito Tongue. I hit him and ran off to wash out my mouth.
It was so long before I could bear the sight or smell of my once-favorite food.
But, I am thrilled to say, I braved it and ate some the other day. I am cured. Doritos forever!
Oh, how I’ve missed thee!
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November 4th, 2005 at 3:58 am
Er, Shane West who’s currently on “ER”?
You’re kind of a nut…
November 4th, 2005 at 4:53 pm
Hi Chuggy! No..not kind of…definitely a full fledged nutjob.
I don\’t think it\’s the same Shane West…hmm…maybe I should look him up.