More On the White Trash Girl Scout Way
It was the stupidest part of the campout, when you had to ‘socialize’ with the other troops and show off how great your own troop was. This time we were standing around in a big circle, sharing jump rope rhymes. Whoever volunteered took a jump rope and went into the center of the circle to perform their rhyme. Jumping rope was very popular exercise with the troop leaders that year, since Jane Fonda said it was good.
I yawned and ignored the mean look Mrs. Hamilton gave me. The rhymes were stupid. One girl from Troop 355 had just finished.: “Here we are camping, down by the lake, how many friends, will I make? One, two, three…”
Alice snorted. “This sucks. My turn.”
Alice sashayed to the center of the circle, her butt wiggling beneath the short green uniform skirt. The toes of her red cowboy boots kicked up orange dust as she jumped. “There was a man named Trent, yeah-yeah, whose dick was so long it bent, yeah-yeah, to save his wife trouble, he put it in double, and instead of coming, he went, yeah-yeah.”
Mrs. Hamilton didn’t say anything, just stared. She looked really stupid with her mouth hanging open.
Alice smiled and skipped back over to us.
Shannon leaned forward and whispered in my ear. “I think maybe we’re going to get kicked out of Girl Scouts one day.”
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October 25th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
I am definately not fond of Fonda. I am amazed at some of the things she\’s publicly said in the past.