Oh Heather…

Does Heather Locklear hit the bong?
It was just a sad, sad situation. She was arrested because the cops where suspicious she was DUI(ing)- did I just turn that into a verb?-anyways…
Heather checked out of rehab like two months ago. But we all know that’s like 34 months in celebrity time. I still think she’s depressed and shit. She should go to rehab again and just chilllllaaaxxxx. Maybe hit the bong with James Franco?
Anyone who hangs out with that sexy beast is completely cured of whatever problem, infection or disease they have.






October 1st, 2008 at 12:19 am
OOH HEATHER?
Let’s fuck her.
……………NAIL HER, folks!!