Angelina Jolie Just Kinda Fell On Brad Pitt’s Penis…Accidentally
In the January issue of Vogue, Angelina Jolie denies ever being the other woman. She says she didn’t mean to fall in love with Brad Pitt and blames the crazy stunts the two performed on Mr. and Mrs. Smith for creating an unbreakable (platonic) partnership between them. In totally unrelated news, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston subsequently got divorced and Angelina got pregnant. What a random series of events! [Source]





