September 4th, 2007 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Angelina Jolie, Sexiest Assassin

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Maxim magazine named Angelina Jolie as the sexiest assassin because of her talent to “casually slip out of the house with S&M gear under her overcoat, kill a man in a high-priced hotel suite, and then gently float 60 stories to the street below like some German fetishist version of Mary Poppins.”

Here is the complete list:

  • 1. Jane Smith (Angelina Jolie) - Mr & Mrs Smith
  • 2. T-X (Kristanna Loken) - Terminator 3
  • 3. Mystique (Rebecca Romijn) - X-Men
  • 4. Beatrix Kiddo (Uma Thurman) - Kill Bill
  • 5. Nikita (Anne Parillaud) - La Femme Nikita
  • 6. Georgie Sykes (Alicia Keys) - Smokin’ Aces
  • 7. Dakota Parker (Emily Mortimer) - The 51st State
  • 8. Agent Sever (Lucy Liu) - Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever
  • 9. Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron) - Aeon Flux
  • 10. Elektra Natchios (Jennifer Garner) - Elektra
  • 11. Miho (Devon Aoki) - Sin City
  • 12. Lola (Kate Nauta) - Transporter 2



2 Responses to “Angelina Jolie, Sexiest Assassin”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Has Uma Thurman helped herself with those TITS of her. It looks like they’re figuring in an english movie about the “ARISE OF THE TEA-BAGS”!!

  2. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    ANGELINE: WHEN YOU WANT TO CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING TO THE WORLD WHICH last forever. START AN “hOUSE OF THE RISING SUN”
    orphanage in New Orleans, BET!!

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