Angelina Jolie’s Kindergarten Sexcapades
Angelina Jolie just confessed that she was one big slut in kindergarten, taking her clothes off and making out with boys.
Suddenly, my childhood days now seem a lot less fun.
The 31-year-old said: ‘I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten.
‘I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties.’
‘Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!’ [Source]
She also admitted to OK! Magazine that her cherry was popped at the age of 14, and that she engaged in a little BDSM by cutting her boyfriend with a knife after sex, all because it ‘wasn’t enough’. I wonder if Jonny Lee Miller, Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt ever gave her ‘enough’?
Jolie has always been a sexual animal, albeit a strange one, all throughout the time we’ve known her, but I never realized she had such an early start. In kindergarten, all we had for fun was a classmate who always wore red panties that we could see through her skirt. Boring, I know, but we still had a grand time lifting her skirt up to see how red her panties really were. Someone like Angelina, however, could have made my kindergarten days the best of my life.
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August 17th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Very nice great article thank you…