Larry Is The Daddy
Good news for those who fear that Dannielynn Smith might be at the receiving end of methadone prescriptions in the future: a Bahamian judge just ruled Larry Birkhead is the baby’s real daddy according to a DNA test. The doc who did the test said that Larry is 99.99% the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, so I guess the claims of Howard K. Stern and those other worms which came out of the woodwork when this paternity issue all started don’t stand a chance in hell.
Congratulations to Birkhead, who’s an entertainment reporter and photographer. Now he can move on with his life and spend the rest of it in therapy. That probably goes for Danielynn too, when she grows up and learns of this sickening chapter in her family’s history. Well, she’ll probably have Anna Nicole’s millions by then. At least that money can be put to good use.
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April 10th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
See a satirical tongue-in-cheek visual titled, “Anna Nicole’s Sugar Baby Has A Daddy”…here:
http://www.thoughttheater.com/2007/04/anna_nicoles_trophy_baby.php
April 16th, 2007 at 8:03 am
Is the man GAY? Because a lot of loosers are GAY!
April 18th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
[…] It’s only been a little over a week since it was determined that Larry Bikhead is the real daddy of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby Dannielynn, but the new dad has already begun cashing in on his new-found baby. […]