April 10th, 2007 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Larry Is The Daddy

Larry Birkhead

Good news for those who fear that
Dannielynn Smith
might be at the receiving end of methadone prescriptions in the future: a Bahamian judge just ruled
Larry Birkhead
is the baby’s real daddy according to a DNA test. The doc who did the test said that Larry is 99.99% the father of
Anna Nicole Smith’s
baby, so I guess the claims of
Howard K. Stern
and
those other worms
which came out of the woodwork when this paternity issue all started don’t stand a chance in hell.

Congratulations to Birkhead, who’s an entertainment reporter and photographer. Now he can move on with his life and spend the rest of it in therapy. That probably goes for Danielynn too, when she grows up and learns of this sickening chapter in her family’s history. Well, she’ll probably have Anna Nicole’s millions by then. At least that money can be put to good use.

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4 Responses to “Larry Is The Daddy”

  1. Daniel DiRito Says:

    See a satirical tongue-in-cheek visual titled, “Anna Nicole’s Sugar Baby Has A Daddy”…here:

    http://www.thoughttheater.com/2007/04/anna_nicoles_trophy_baby.php
  2. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Is the man GAY? Because a lot of loosers are GAY!

  3. Larry Birkhead And Dannielynn in OK! Magazine Says:

    […] It’s only been a little over a week since it was determined that Larry Bikhead is the real daddy of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby Dannielynn, but the new dad has already begun cashing in on his new-found baby. […]

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