January 31st, 2008 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Bart Simpson donates $10 million to Scientology. D’oh!

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Scientologist
Nancy Cartwright
– who is the voice of
Bart Simpson
— donated $10 million to the Church of Scientology last year.

The donation is about twice her annual salary.  It is also twice as much as nutjob Tom Cruise forked over.
Ay caramba!
Here’s a list of the cult’s most prominent donors:

Nancy Cartwright
, 50, Patron Laureate Award: $10 million

Tom Cruise
, 46, Diamond Meritorious: $5 million

Kirstie Alley
, 57, Diamond Meritorious Award: $5 million

John Travolta
, 53, Gold Meritorious Award: $1 million

Kelly Preston
, 45, Gold Meritorious Award: $1 million

Priscilla Presley
, 62, Patron Award: $50,000

2 Responses to “Bart Simpson donates $10 million to Scientology. D’oh!”

  1. Daytripper Says:

    Throwing money away like this proves that everyone of these idiots are way overpaid.

  2. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    ………I’M SURE IT DOESN’T GONNA CHANGE MUCH OVER THERE!!
    Maybe little tommy(cruise) is SHITTING more easier!!

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