October 14th, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Because These Pictures Are Just So Intimate

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They make chapstick for people like you.

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A circus would be appropriate. 

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Still Awkward 

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Uh..huh Brad surely took these…right.

Ridiculous people claimed that Angie Jolie, Brad Pitt and their munchkins were releasing “intimate” photgraphs.

This isn’t intimate, these photos are goofy as fuh! Brad apparently took them. I doubt it. I think Angie Jolie used her magical powers to angle the camera in clever positions with perfect lighting to make her look oh so flawless.

But let’s get to the point, these pictures fail.

I was expecting some “intimate shots”. Not some professional “every-day-in-the-life-of-the Pitts” shit.




2 Responses to “Because These Pictures Are Just So Intimate”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Looking like a MONGOL isn’t a hard job, WAS IT?

  2. BeBop Says:

    I read W magazine commissioned these photos. So why do I keep reading they were leaked. The Unholy-Pitts will go to any lenghts to seem like the perfect family. Makes me wonder. What about the Smith’s, Jada and Will, they seem like a genuinely happy family. Can we focus on them as role models instead of this morally bankrupt couple.

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