Basically, Britney Spears Can’t Do Anything Right
Apparently, Britney Spears vowed a while ago to remove fur — of both the pubic and canine varieties — from her life. Rush & Molloy report that some dog lovers with too much time on their hands are less than thrilled about Brit’s disappearing puppies and pubes (okay, I was just guessing about the latter).
The panty-less Britney Spears has beaten Paris Hilton to become the World’s Worst Celebrity Dog Owner in 2006 - and it’s not because she’s been overexposed. Readers of The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines are furious that Spears apparently used her three pooches as accessories. “Britney was the overwhelming choice,” said editor Hilary O’Hagan. “She once had three Chihuahuas [Lacy, Lucky and Bit-Bit] and never left home without at least one of them. … As soon as she met K-Fed [Kevin Federline] and had kids, they disappeared.” One of the dogs, Lucky, took an instant dislike to K-Fed. “It was either Mr. Federline or Lucky,” said O’Hagan. “Unfortunately, Britney chose the wrong dog and the rest is history.”
C’mon, y’all. What was Britney to do? She couldn’t have sex with the chihuahuas! [Source]
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