Calling Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad — DJ AM Needs a Girlfriend
D-List Chicks Who Like to Party: I am a pretty well-known (but mostly because of my ex…let’s call her Micole Stichie) SWM DJ whose stock has gone way, way down since I broke up with my more famous ex-fiancee for being too skinny and all-around kind of crazy. I have no regrets about the breakup, since recent events have led me to believe that my life may have been in danger every time I let her drive me around town when she was on her period. But I digress. See, the problem is, I got a lot more money for gigs when I had a famous girlfriend. Now, I know a Lindsay Lohan or a Jessica Biel would be asking too much, but are there any reality tv babes out there looking for a good time and lots of staged paparazzi shoots? Call [number redacted]. [Source]
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August 31st, 2009 at 5:01 pm
My deepest condolences to his family and friends at this unfortunate time. He has inspired many of our youth with his brilliance. Good luck and best wishes.