Copy Kat: Hey Now…She’s a Porn Star

Katie Holmes (aka Mrs. Tom Cruise) is steaming after an 18-year-old girl changed her name to Katee Holmes and plans to kick-start her career by losing her virginity on film.
The porn star’s agent, Shy Love, defended her client: “Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she’s done, beginning with ‘Dawson’s Creek.’ “
What a lovely tribute.
According to Katee: “I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured (a porn movie) was the best place for me to lose it. How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?”






May 25th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Little asshole Tom Cruise, you’re manipulating people with your special churche mess and all, and of course little Katie. Your new best friends(Beckhams) are also two LOSERS! Your uncertainty is as big as Donald Trump’s. So America please open your eyes(you too, Katie)and you will see two big ASSHOLES!
May 29th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
And I thought there was nothing new under the sun!! Evidently I am surprised with stuff like that. I mean, I understand choosing the name as an “honor”, but to go to the extreme of loosing her virginity on camera… That to me is like child ponography!