Damn I’m Linking
Leelee Sobieski: Candidate for What Not to Wear [Source]
Matt Leinart and Brynn Something-or-Other Have A Baby [Source]
Naomi Campbell Arrested Again, Apparently Her Anger Stems from Being Hungry [Source]
La Lohan Gets Award for Breakthrough Actress of the Year, Award Givers Being Treated for Dementia [Source]
Bahamas Questioning Legality of Anna-Nicole’s Citizenship, Apparently Bahamas Is Stupid Because Rest of the World Been Asking Same Question Since it Happened [Source]
President Bush Approves “The Fence” Along the US Border to Help Prevent Illegal Immigration, Trying to Find Loophole so He Can Hire Illegal Immigrants to Build it [Source]
Farrah Fawcett Not Doing Well in Battle Against Cancer, Our Thoughts Are with You [Source]
Perez Hilton Makes His Own Goss Headlines [Source]





