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Jessica Simpson Boobs to Perform with Dolly Parton Boobs [Source]
Paris Would Rather, Like, Eat [Source]
Courtney Love Says that Mel Gibson Helped Her Sober Up, Frances Bean Has to Remind Her that April Fools’ Isn’t October 31 [Source]
Speaking of Frances Bean, Can’t the Girl Catch A Break? [Source]
Freak ‘R Us Pumpkin Carving Special [Source]
Only Difference Is Now Lindsay Admits She Had An Eating Disorder [Source]
Best Week Ever Wants to Tell You Why They’ll Miss Bob Barker [Source]
You Know It’s A Slow News Day When…[Source]
The End of Perez Hilton’s Reign of Goss? [Source]
These Two Seriously Shouldn’t Get Married [Source]
Wow – Either Luke Was Paid A Lot of Money or Jessica Was…Right? [Source]





