Damn I’m Linking – the “There’s soooo Much Good News Today” Edition
John Kerry: First the Troops and Now Jessica Simpson. Who’s Next, My Mama??? [
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Report: Paris’ Parents as Effed up as She Is [
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Tom and Katie’s “Pre-Wedding Jitters.” Try Katie’s “Holy Xenu, What am I Doing?” Jitters. [Ed Note: I’m still standing by my theory that said wedding won’t happen – something will get postponed – I feel it in my bones!] [
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La Lohan in yet Another Car Crash [
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Sienna Miller Has no Tits [
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Are Nick and Vanessa Eloping? [
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Oh, wait, Maybe not [
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Petra Nemcova Still with James Blunt. I Still Don’t Care [
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Is Nicole Kidman Preggers for reals this Time? [
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Chris Rock May not Be Gettin’ Divorced [
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Ok, Who Knew We Could Celebrate Brit’s Divorce and Make Fun of Elisabeth Hasselbeck at the Same Time? [
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And finally…Donald Rumsfeld Fires Himself [
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