“Dancing with the Stars” Should Be Called “Having Sex with the Semi-Famous”
These “celebrity” competition shows are turning into dating services for D-Listers. First, Kristy Swanson and her married partner on Skating with Celebrities were caught doing a sit spin off the ice, if you know what I’m sayin’. Then the paparazzi snapped pics of Mario Lopez kissing Dancing with the Star’s partner Karina Smirnoff’s ass, Jenny from the Block-style, on an island vacation. Now, Shana Moakler is telling everyone she’s dating her Dancing with the Stars partner — a much classier rebound hookup than Paris Hilton, I’m pleased to say. Take that, Travis Barker! [Source]





