Diddy Is Full Of It
Sean “Diddy” Combs is one big blowhard. A braggart. A windbag. A gasbag. I could use up all similar words in my thesaurus and they still won’t be enough to describe what I think of Diddy, who recently boasted that he once had a 30-hour sex marathon in Paris with girlfriend Kim Porter.
The world’s most original rapper told the London Mirror:
“As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it.” [Source]
Okay, tantric sex. That probably means 29 hours and 59 minutes of light touching, feeding each other with fruits and similar crap, and tickling each other with flowers or whatever. Then a minute of actual sex. Wait, make that 29 hours, 59 minutes and 30 seconds of kissing, touching, feeding, and 30 seconds of actual sex. Maybe that’s what Diddy really meant to say.
Because if they were having REAL sex for thirty straight hours, blood would be coming out of his pee-diddy, and he’ll have bled to death by then.
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