Dita Von Teese Leaves Marilyn Manson, World Alternately Shrugs and Thinks, It’s About Damn Time
The pastiest couple on earth has disbanded. Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese are now single pasty people, forced to wander the earth alone, chewing on black-painted fingernails and lamenting the paths their dark, burlesque and goth-filled lives have taken, until such time that Manson finds another girl way too hot for him and Dita Von Teese finds a man who appreciates a woman who dresses like the ghost of a WWII pinup. [Source]
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January 10th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
[…] Did I call it or what? Call me Miss Cleo, but I recall saying just last week that Marilyn Manson was bound to find someone way too hot for him after his break-up with pin-up parody Dita Von Teese. Good ol’ Marilyn has gone one step further and chosen a paramour way too hot and way too young for him: Evan Rachel Wood, 19, of Thirteen fame. I swear, that man must have some sort of sexual magnetism that only comes across in person or intricate brainwashing techniques that trick pretty women into thinking he’s a great catch. Whatever his sinister methods, I can’t help but give him props. Well played, MM. [Source] […]