Elton John Can Make You Gay
This story really made my day.
The Carribean island of Tobago could ban Sir Elton John from performing there for fear that he might influence residents and turn them into raging homosexuals.
The Sun is quoting some self-righteous church leader named Philip Isaac as saying that Elton John’s presence in an April jazz festival there “can open the country to be tempted towards pursuing his lifestyle’, and that the music legend “needs to be ministered to”.
This guy has a serious bug up his ass. For all I know, this sanctimonious prick is hiding deep inside his closet, and is absolutely terrified the gay sound waves emanating from Sir Elton’s piano will tickle his hibernating homosexual bones and make him dance to “Rocket Man” in full view of his congregation.
I’ve heard of ignorance about homosexuality, but this one really takes the cake. Isaiah Washington and Tim Hardaway can live happily there, you know. Unless Sir Elton comes, performs, and turns the entire population into one big gay pride parade.
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March 8th, 2008 at 7:12 am
This news is in the air every here and there as I have read another article on http://www.octanmen.com/articleDetail.aspx?Id=93
Now every body would be aware of two images of John Elton,
John Elton as a Rocket Man and John Elton as a Gay
This thing can create wonder among his fans.