October 25th, 2006 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Five Updates About Madonna’s Facinating/Frustrating/Get it Over with Already Faux-Doption

  1. Madonna goes on Oprah…via satellite…it would have been too inconvenient to hop on a private jet to be at the studio in person.
  2. According to People Magazine, Madonna tells Oprah that David’s father has been manipulated by the media and that is why he keeps changing his story.
  3. People hits us again with their Madonnopoly, reporting that Malawian officials say they explained every detail of the word “adoption” to David’s father.
  4. Madonna says she just wanted to save one child’s life…tear.
  5. Madonna said that wealth/fame/status did her no good in this adoption process. World shocked because we thought her wealth and fame exempted her from “commoner” struggles.

On our next top five list, we’ll be focusing on the top five reasons why I could give two poops about this adoption any more because in the end we know she’ll get the kid anyway.




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