Halle Berry Buys Her Own Star
Halle Berry finally got her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and she was a little choked up about it.
Visibly struggling to hold back tears, Berry said: “I want to officially state that I am an emotional retard. I am so emotional … as soon as I saw the crowds of people and friends here, I started to cry.”
Berry is such a drama queen. In the past few weeks, she’s been telling us about her life as a homeless person and how she tried to gas herself when her first marriage fell apart. And now she’s crying over a piece of pavement that hobos probably pee on all the time. Fine, she finally got her own star. Whoop-de-dooo. It’s not like she won the Oscar or anything. Wait, she already has won the Oscar. God, I want to officially state that I am such a mental retard.
More pics of Halle making out with her star.














