Heather Mills’ Mile-High Dance Flop

After falling on her ass on “Dancing With The Stars” recently, Heather Mills once again fell flat, on her face this time, when she tried to entertain fellow passengers on an L.A. to London Virgin Atlantic flight with a dance number that failed to get even the slightest rise out of them.

Mills suggested the idea to the cabin crew when the flight’s entertainment system bogged down, thinking she could entertain everyone on the plane. So she and dance partner Jonathan Roberts took to the aisle, probably forgetting that many still remember her as a gold-digging bitch and not as a dancing starlet. And so she got all the applause she deserved, which is none.

Now this is what you get for taking yourself and whatever talents you think you have too seriously. Maybe if she had removed her fake leg and waved it around while dancing on her good leg, she might have elicited a clap or two. But then again, marshals on board would have pounced on her by that time and arrested her as a terrorist for threatening everyone with a deadly weapon.

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