Hot Hollywood Mess: Lohan Edition

Phrases like “train-wreck” and “hot mess” became synonymous with Hollywood’s bottom-rung celebs a long time ago. But those phrases have a truer meaning even today. Incidentally, Team Lohan comes to mind. (Pause for reaction) Everyone from the money-hungry Matriarch to the media-thirsty Father, and then of course Queen Hot Crotch, herself, Lindsay, continue to keep our eyebrows raised.
However, there’s one Lohan who has managed to keep her name and her private parts out of the media, Aliana Lohan. At the ripe age of 15, big sister Lindsay thinks its okay for her to go out and party, naturally.
(Be advised, Hollywood doesn’t possess “tweenage” nightlife.)
Lindsay was quoted saying this about her baby-sis and the nightlife she’s about to embark upon:
“She’s tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister.“
Soooooo, I guess this is Lindsay’s way of being a “role model”, huh?! And whatever happened to their reality show?






October 27th, 2009 at 8:43 am
what is wrong lindsay??? where’s the wholesome role model for the kids?!
I think with the way she look, lindsay might be in trouble, she looks like someone who is in need of care and attention and someone who would listen, she seem a bit disturbed..
she’s getting very thin and she look so haggard and lost..
I saw her picture during a trial at court and she really must be in a serious situation..
I hope she get back to herself soon…
pick it up now, lindsay!!!